Ode to patience, precious patience,
Soothe my angry head,
The calmness comes with smiles for all,
From morning until bed.
But something evil inside of them,
Can take it all away,
And soon the monster leaps around,
And this is is what she'd say...
"Oh evil child, please do sit down,
don't ever speak again,
Or I will tear you all apart
You won't know where you've been.
Keep your head from turning round,
And tune your ears to me,
Or else those ears will soon me mine,
And deaf you'll surely be.
I don't care that you have to pee,
You shouldn't have drank more,
To write a pass would be the end,
So don't leak on the floor.
You're here to learn, so listen up,
You'd better take some notes,
Or you will wish you never lived,
And hope your body floats.
You need a pencil, did you say?
What're ya gonna do?
Did'ya plan to pull it out of air?
We'll then get some paper too!"
Yes there is a monster there,
She holds her tongue instead,
And will come to work another day,
With patience and a tired head :(
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2 comments:
Funny stuff, girl.
Ps. this was meant to be a joke. You know like Shel Silversteen poem or something. My mother is giving me feed back that this post was slightly concerning to her and that she is worried about me.
Don't worry. It's just the drama queen in me coming out to write.
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